Tucker Carlson: Tan Your Balls If You Want To Be A Real Man

You may be a man, but are you a real man? The kind of guy who wrestles his jacked friends and throws giant tires? The sort of guy who milks cows and chugs glasses of raw eggs, just because? No? Well, do you want to be? Because if so, famously rugged tough guy Tucker Carlson has the solution for you: “testicle tanning.” Testicle tanning? you might ask. Surely, you don’t mean to say becoming a macho man like Fox News’ Carlson will require me to stand nude on a rock, subjecting my genitals to some sort of mysterious red-light machine?… Read Full Article